Girls Talk Bitch Talk

Girls Talk

Regina : We do not have a clique problem at this school.

Gretchen : But you do have to watch out for "frenemies". 

Regina : What are "frenemies"? 

Gretchen : Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies". 

Karen : Or "enemends".

Gretchen : Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors". 

Regina : [rolls eyes] That is so gay. 

Gretchen : [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"? 

Regina : [scoffs] 

Gretchen : No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.

Karen : Oh...

Bitch Talk

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?